Science lessons

Earlier this week, Nancy Pelosi told CNN that Socialized Health Care is a stimulus package. Then our pal, Joey Biden, claimed the first stimulus was misunderstood, saying, "the Act was intended to provide steady support for our economy over an extended period — not a jolt that would last only a few months." (How'd that work, Joey?)

Now, most people would look at these statements and question whether these loons know what a stimulus package is supposed to do. But I submit to you that it's possible these two actually paid attention in elementary science classes and recognize that there are such things as negative stimuli.

But back to reality: you just know with their connections and talent with making shady deals that these two can score some really good crack.